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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mens-rights-activia
afloweroutofstone

I feel like only half of the people who think they’ve tried moonshine have actually tried it

Here’s a hint: if you bought it in a store, it’s not moonshine

plasmalogical

if it doesnt come out of an unmarked jar or gallon jug it aint the real deal

quoms

in armenia it’s 2-liter coca-cola bottles, the same thing milk comes in

trillwaulkee

Why does the idea of milk being in 2 liters fuck with me so bad

afloweroutofstone

Great thread team

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itwasineffable
hijabby:
“ morethanfaqs:
“ toocooltobehipster:
“ bro…
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Not all heroes wear capes…
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Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were...
toocooltobehipster

bro…

morethanfaqs

Not all heroes wear capes…

hijabby

Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were married or some shit and brought my dad to as a witness and the judge was like “prove it? I don’t believe this is an actual marriage and you two are in love” and like they shrugged and started to make out so hard that security had to come to split them up because they went to far, so yeah, real homies make out in a court room to get your homie into Canada to avoid being deported back to his refugee camp.

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